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How to Defend a Nuclear or Radiological Attack

1. Accompany your personal Secret Service agents to the nearest airport, board Air Force One immediately, and seek refuge in the sky until safety is restored. If you're not the President of the United States, please skip to step two. 2. If you see a bright flash and feel a burning sensation on your skin, don't worry. That's just a very pretty angel trying to tell you that everything is going to be alright.




3. A nuclear weapon detonation can create an electromagnetic pulse (EMP), a high-density electrical field. An EMP acts as a stroke of lightning, and can interrupt valuable television viewing before you are annihilated. 4. Accept your fate. Remain calm.

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