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How t'Defend some Nuclear o' Transista'logical Attack

1. Accompany yo' sucka'al Secret Service agents t'de nearest airpo't, bo'd Air Fo'ce One immediately, and seek refuge in de sky until safety be resto'ed. If youse not da damn Super-dude uh de United States, please skip t'step two. 'S coo', bro. 2. If ya' see some bright flash and feel some burnin' sensashun on yo' skin, duzn't wo'ry. Slap mah fro! Dat's plum a real fine angel tryin' t'tell ya' dat everydin' be goin' t'be way coo'.




3. A nuclear weapon detonashun kin create an electromagnetic pulse (EMP), some high-density electrical field. An EMP acts as some stroke uh lightnin', and kin interrupt valuable television viewin' befo'e ya' ass is annihilated. 4. Accept yo' fate. WORD!

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