| 1. Terro'ists may drow ya' e-mail messages dat contain viruses, wo'ms, o' advertisements fo' in'spensive alternatives t'Viagra. WORD! If ya' receive dese types uh messages, de wo'st doodad ya' kin do be delete dem. WORD! Instead, ya' gots'ta alert da damn rest uh yo' netwo'k by fo'wardin' de messages t'all yo' colleagues, homeys, and family. Slap mah fro! |
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2. Stockpile 'estra America Online installashun CD-ROMs which gots been mailed t'ya' upside de last several years. Dese kin be used as some wastedly weapon in case uh a close-range attack. Ya' know? |