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How to Defend a Cyber Attack

1. Terrorists may send you e-mail messages that contain viruses, worms, or advertisements for inexpensive alternatives to Viagra. If you receive these types of messages, the worst thing you can do is delete them. Instead, you must alert the rest of your network by forwarding the messages to all your colleagues, friends, and family. 2. Stockpile extra America Online installation CD-ROMs which have been mailed to you over the last several years. These can be used as a deadly weapon in case of a close-range attack.




3. If your TiVo records the Dr. Phil Show without being asked to, Al-Qaeda hackers may be using your Digital Recorder to communicate a subtle and secret hint to you. 4. Affix an American Flag sticker to the back of your SUV.

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