The Rule fo the 14

Reason

As every grocer knows, many products have sell-by dates. Bread lasts a day or two, milk maybe a week. Well, presidential aspirants have a sell-by date, too. They last 14 years.

Herewith, Rauch’s Rule. Actually, it was pointed out to me by a young political genius named—but I can’t tell you his name, because he works in a government job and asked me to keep his name out of my article. Sadly, I must myself take credit for the Law of 14:

With only one exception since the presidency of Theodore Roosevelt, no one has been elected president who took more than 14 years to climb from his first major elective office to election as either president or vice president.

So see ya Dick, Al, Dennis, Joe, John. Sorry Carol… Don’t let the door hit you ont he way out