Justification for the recall!

California in Crisis

**Penniless hospitals forced to pickpocket their anesthetized patients.
**40% of all schools destroyed or in flames.
**Courthouses put up for lease.
**Children forced to rent Playstation 2 games instead of buying them outright.
**Athlete’s shoes no longer made in Paris or Milan, imported instead from Taiwan or China.
**Internet communications besieged by phony sales letters.
**Roads covered with black ice, storm-drains flowing with blood.
**Once fertile central valley now yields deadly tomatoes.
**Cell phone reception occasionally less reliable than traditional land-based phone lines.
**Satellite dishes average just 25% the size of earlier models.
**Outdoor temperatures and rainfall can no longer be accurately predicted.
**New California State Quarter to feature old-style railroad hobo.
**Once clean rivers now jammed with insects, plants and fish.
**Department of Motor Vehicles now strangled with bureaucratic red tape.
**More than 80% of entire grape yield reduced to fermenting mash.
**Olympic Games moved.
**Skyrocketing gasoline prices forcing switch to dorky electric vehicles.

There’s a bunch more there, just click on the above link. Funny stuff!