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July 25, 2003

Ann Coulter and Why men need viagra

When cute women are able to spew pieces of garbage like this (in or out of context ), no man on earth is able to find the strength in his member….

…and may be compelled never to have it again.

Thank you, Ms. Coulter, for killing off the sex drive in men everywhere.

Posted by John F at July 25, 2003 07:43 PM | TrackBack


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Another liberal who can't deal with strong women, maybe Monica can satisfy your desire for week, stupid, degradable toys.

Posted by: Ripper at July 25, 2003 10:30 PM

Tell my girlfriend I can't deal with strong women... Tell her that she's a femi-nazi because she's on the liberal side of things and thinks of Anne the Clit as just a twit....

She'd laugh in your face becasue of how much of a twit you sound like.

Posted by: John at July 26, 2003 06:28 PM

Life was nicer when they didn't let the trolls out from under the bridges.

I'd be much more anti-Ann if I didn't see thru the thinly constructed little facade she puts up...she's there so that guys who get a hard-on listening to Rush don't have to question their sexuality, which might actually cause them to *think*. I just don't get how anyone finds her attractive. My puppy leaves cuter things on the floor, seriously.

Posted by: Matt at July 28, 2003 11:37 AM

Anne Coulter is an actual woman? I thought she was a skeleton cyborg from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Posted by: Beerzie Boy at July 31, 2003 06:49 PM

She's an extremist. In her books, she basically calls democrats unpatriotic idiots. She seems to be stuck in the red scare. It's understandable that communism scared us, because it was a threat to our way of life, to the american dream, to the protestant work ethic, but I don't understand how anyone could still be scared by it and think Joseph McCarthy and all those communist probes that ruined many honest people were necessary. Any true patriot should think that Joseph McCarthy is inherently bad. And that's just the tip of the iceberg

Posted by: alex at August 7, 2003 11:32 AM

I'd let monica suck my wang over ann coulter, simply becasue she's a chick

Posted by: hotdog at August 8, 2003 03:23 AM

"She's an extremist. In her books, she basically calls democrats unpatriotic idiots"

This shallow remark proves two things - you didn't really read the book and you are an idiot.

You parrot the same ad hominem spew that she exposes in her book. Cowardly types who can't mount a rebuttal so they take to name calling.

What do you know about Joe McCarthy, really?

Posted by: mark v at August 9, 2003 07:04 PM

"I'd be much more anti-Ann if I didn't see thru the thinly constructed little facade she puts up..."

Ignoring the repugnant smear tactics of yet another 'intellectual' let's just examine this statement (I myself have never been fascinated by animal feces. But that says something about Matt...)

I doubt seriously that your best term paper was documented at a tenth of the level of Treason.

(Or perhaps you aren't even familiar with what a footnote is.)

The problem most critics have with her books is they are iron clad tours de force which cannot be rebutted on the basis of historical data.

Therefore (once again) 'intellectuals' are left with empty gibes and hollow generalizations.

Let's see if you have the guts to support your "thinly constructed" assertion; please point out one single evidence from her book, citing page and paragraph.

I'll be waiting... but not holding my breath.

Posted by: markv at August 9, 2003 07:10 PM

First off, i am not a democrat nor a republican. As for Ann Coulter, to call anyone that don't agree with her point of view treason is just way out of line.

What is wrong with people not agreeing with Bush's war and policy? Just because we dont like to have sex with cows and appear on Jerry Springer show doesnt make us committing a treason.

So to all you anal and conservative morons, leave the liberals alone just like how we leave your cow loving and sister fucking attitude alone.

Posted by: Eric at September 3, 2003 10:47 AM

Does anybody else think that Ann Coulter is a transexual or perhaps a hermaphrodite ? She looks like a man with a wig, has manly cheekbones, a huge adam's apple, and that voice... I've seen transvetites who look more feminine...

Posted by: Paco at September 19, 2003 08:44 AM

i tried to read her book, but with all the crying about how liberals are worthless it got old, quick.

Posted by: jenny at September 28, 2003 02:55 AM

"The problem most critics have with her books is they are iron clad tours de force which cannot be rebutted on the basis of historical data."

"please point out one single evidence from her book, citing page and paragraph."

Hehe hmmm....just read Al Franken's new book.

Posted by: dave at September 28, 2003 11:18 AM

Hey Mark,

(Or perhaps you aren't even familiar with what a footnote is.)

Apparently you aren't either. Anne uses endnotes. Footnotes go at the bottom of the page. Nice try though, maybe it's time for a remedial English course.

Posted by: Mike Corn at October 2, 2003 10:44 AM

For those who like to see Coulter's lack of research, there's a site which has gone through every one of her footnotes in Chapter 2 and shows just how little research she did do. Apparently every time she had a thought she wanted to put down, she'd go to Lexis/Nexis and grabbed the first hit she got w/o really looking too hard at what she was referencing. I think every one has it all wrong about her, she wants to sell books, be on TV, become a celebrity, and make money. She's found a great way to take advantage of a lot of people's fear and prejudices and turn it to her monetary advantage. Besides she's a Cornell graduate (my Alma Mater), we don't let conservatives go there. She actually a liberal, laughing all the way to the bank making fun of you right wingers..

The site is http://slannder.homestead.com/files/chapter2critique.html

Posted by: Mike Corn at October 3, 2003 12:52 PM

They're called END notes.

Posted by: Mira at October 6, 2003 01:37 AM

touche!

Posted by: Mike Corn at October 9, 2003 11:57 AM

I truly believe Ann Coulter is a man. I thought "she" was a man the first time I saw "her" on TV blabbing about some new Liberal Crime. Am I alone here? Women just don't have big adams apples like that. That's a guy thing. It's just biology. Pulitzer Prize to the person that breaks that story!

Posted by: Don Blankey at October 17, 2003 02:41 AM

I heard she used to work the tenderloin section of San Francisco.

Posted by: Mike Corn at October 18, 2003 12:06 AM

my favorite comment on this page was the cornell grad who said that ann is actually a libral in disguise making fun of all the right wingers. this is actually possible. timothy leary used to do it. because his name was well-known and was associated with the counterculture, he couldn't ever sign his own name to any of the comments he would write to newspapers and other publications. so he decided to just write the most absurd crap he could think of, pretending to be some outrageous right wing nut, thus making that point of view seem rediculous. thanks for keeping leary's spirit alive, ann!

Posted by: dan at October 27, 2003 09:15 PM

It is truly amazing that anyone could manage to get such an awful piece of garbage as Ann Coulter's book published. Even more amazing is that anyone would actually believe the patent nonsense that is printed within. Just one example: Ann seems to believe that Joe McCarthy was "right" in his crusade to ferret out all the imaginary Communist spies in the U.S. Government. And of course, according to Fascist Ann, anyone who even questioned people like Joe McCarthy was a "traitor". So, logically, Ann is demanding that we accept Mr. McCarthy's accusations that the top leadership of the United States Army was populated with Communist spies in the 50's. That IS what Joe McCarthy alleged. Remember the "Army-McCarthy Hearings"? And since Eisenhower had been part of that Army leadership since World War II, I guess a good patriotic conservative would be required to believe that HE too, was a Communist spy, right? Before any Ann-Coulter-true-believer starts to back-pedal on this issue, I must warn you that you are QUESTIONING Joe McCarthy if you argue against this. And remember, you're not allowed to question ANYTHING that the man said, because Ann said so. So therefore, your own loyalty to our American Way of life must be suspect. Don't argue with me, I'm just parroting what Ann says in her book, as a true American is supposed to. RIGHT ???

Posted by: Smirk at November 2, 2003 02:58 AM

Top 10 reasons I love Ann Coulter:
10. Ann started that heartwarming outburst of newfound love for that previously misunderstood American icon of fairness and integrity-Senator Joseph McCarthy!
9. Ann digs black guys-thinking it makes her "hip"!
8. Ann is "into" really "edgy" music like 3 Doors Down, Candlebox, P. Diddy, and Papa Roach!
7. That unmistakeable, enormous adams apple!
6. Her intellectual honesty!
5. Her New York "hipster" cred-Ann mingles with Lizzie Grubbman, Nick and Jessica, staff writers for Maxim, the cast of SNL, and JLo!!!
4. Her first hand knowledge of the challenges faced by our military personnel!
3. Her respect and kindness towards all Americans!
2. The way her gigantic feet give her full profile that oh so desireable "L" shape!
1. The charming way she conceals the fact that that neocon heartthrob Sean Hannity gets her gushing-DOWN THERE!!!!


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Posted by: stinkman at November 2, 2003 05:19 AM

"That's no woman,that's a man, BABY!"

Posted by: John at November 22, 2003 12:07 AM

I have to second Dave's recommendation to read Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right. Don't let the title scare you away; it's not to be taken seriously. It's just a dig at some of the conservative writers (Coulter etc.) and their aggressive ‘book’ titles. In this book, Franken tries to reveal lies told by writers like Coulter, Limbaugh, and O’Reilly by actually going through their books and finding concrete evidence and backs it up with obvious, discrediting, humorous commentary. It most likely will not change your political views, but it does do a good job of revealing how the media and politicians manipulate the public.

Posted by: iatom at November 23, 2003 03:11 AM

"At the time, serious thought was given to prosecuting her, but the ruling class was equivocal about treason. The refusal to prosecute Fonda was just one more indication that we weren't fighting that war to win." (Treason, 257)
So, it's alright when Ann says something that fits her definition of "treason"? By "that war," she is either literally refering to Vietnam or, perhaps, to the war agaist treason. Either way, she's a hypocrite.
Here's another one of her rock-solid cases: "What the media saw as the crucial, salient fact about sniper John Muhammad was that he was a Gulf War veteren. CNN valiantly insisted on calling John Muhammad by his Christian name- a name he hadn't used in 17 years. The night the snipers' names were released, CNN's Jeanne Meserve repeatedly called him John Allen Williams." (Treason, 280)
Ann is making a weak attempt to suggest that the "libral media" went out of it's way to hide the fact that the D.C. sniper was Muslim, and in doing so, neglecting the threat that Muslim extremists might pose to our country, simply because it is not p.c. Now, let me ask you something: does the name John Allen Williams ring a bell? At all? How about the name John Muhammed? I thought so. Nice try, Ann. Go to hell.

Posted by: at December 1, 2003 09:26 PM

"Another liberal who can't deal with strong women, maybe Monica can satisfy your desire for week, stupid, degradable toys."

let's see...weak, W-E-A-K, weak. you are both looking pretty dumb.

Posted by: Pam at December 4, 2003 08:01 PM

"European barbarism baffles Americans, since they look like us." (p.288 Treason)
This is probably my favorite line from that book- though not my favorite Coulter quote altogether, she's had some classics. it just makes me say "what the fuck?!" Now, I don't like to accuse people of racism just because they're not p.c., but like I said before, "what the fuck?!" The rhetoric throughout the whole book is that only certain people in this nation (the ones with views similar to Ann's) are real Americans. She just casually refers to the right and the left, respectively, as "Americans" and "traitors" and she obviously doesn't care too much for the traitors. As if this isn't bad enough, she just casually states that real Americans look like Europeans. "What the fuck?!" I wish Ann Coulter would get on the boat and go back where she came from.

Posted by: dan goguen at December 7, 2003 09:44 PM

This is for Mark V who stated the following regarding Coulter's remarks about democrats.

"This shallow remark proves two things - you didn't really read the book and you are an idiot."

I hate to break it to you but I read the book and yes Coulter did say that. Not to mention many other extreme lies such as...


"Liberals want to be able to attack America without anyone making an issue of it."

""Liberals demand that the nation treat enemies like friends and friends like enemies. We must lift sanctions, cancel embargoes, pull out our troops, reason with our adversaries, and absolutely never wage war -- unless the French say it's okay."


""Everyone says liberals love America, too. No they don't. Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy."

The list goes on.....these were from one paragraph ALONE. This woman is a vile mouthpiece who has a low self esteem and needs to compensate by belittling others to unreal extremes. And a lot of times....one who does not have her facts straight. Eric Brogden (sp) put her in her place with her lack of knowledge of middle east history when she insisted she knew. She is all for show and most of it is a "me..me..all about me" media resume to get attention. There is as much hatred coming from her mouth as there has been from any ruthless dictator. And she considers herself a Christian. This woman is a disgrace to the human race, to the female gender, and an ongoing joke to the respected areas of law and journalism.

Posted by: Fab at January 15, 2004 03:31 PM

...not to mention, an obvious closet dyke.

Posted by: dan goguen at January 15, 2004 09:02 PM

"How queer that Americans have to worry about dishtowell-wearing sand monkeys...we actually have to take them seriously." This little gem is actually not a Coulter quote, it's from a Boston-based DJ named Jay Severin. I'm sure some of you have heard of him.
Unlike Ann, who seems obviously insane, Jay is extremely level-headed and very well-spoken, and as such, is very convincing.
He's doesn't think he should have to pay his taxes, but God forbid we should ever lack the funding needed to keep a strong military. He has made it a point to mention that he is against programs that would make it easier for families from the inner city to move into his neighborhood because people from impoverished areas are more likely to commit crimes, yet he was dead set against the mayor's proposal for a federally sponsored program that would provide summer jobs for teens from poor families. Jay disagreed with the premise that making money would help steer them away from crime and basically said that these kids are already screwed-up and the proper place for them is in jail. (I'm sorry I don't have a quote) He regularly uses the term "wetback" on his show, and reminds his listeners that in the near future, if we don't do something about it, America will be a predominantly black and Chicano, Spanish speaking nation.

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