Come on, Ari...

…it’s not like you were trying to create a definition of “sex”

“Russell Mokhiber: Q: It’s actually a broad, philosophical question: is the President okay with taking money from convicted criminals?

MR. FLEISCHER: I informed you that the President does not take money from corporations of any type.

Q Well, as titular — as titular head of the Party, it’s okay with the Party taking money from convicted — or shouldn’t, for example, Enron —

MR. FLEISCHER: Russell, I just have to differ with your notion that because a company has been fined, that that makes a company —

Q They pled guilty to crimes — they pled guilty to crimes.

MR. FLEISCHER: Even so, that that company — and I don’t know what specifically you’re referring — that that company is a convicted criminal.

Q If you plead guilty to a crime, you’re a criminal.”