America, Polled

Recent poll results show that a third of the American public believes U.S. forces found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and 22% said Iraq actually used chemical or biological weapons in the war.

Uh, this seems pretty bad. I mean, how can we hope for the truth to come out about the big, complicated issues our country is facing when the most basic issues such as this are so misunderstood.

Fortunately, Bob Harris over at This Modern World posts some other interesting poll results from Americans — just like you and me!

Of American adults, at least 18 years of age…

65% couldn’t describe the basic facts about Watergate
56% think in war, the media should support the government over questioning it
48% say the news media acted responsibly during the Clinton Wars
45% characterized Watergate was “just politics”
43% attended religious services in the previous 7 days
40% believe the media was biased in favor of Bill Clinton
35% say the government should not fund stem cell research
34% think Rock and Roll has had an overall negative impact on America
33% believe a wife should “submit herself graciously” to a husband
30% say the Bible is the “actual word of God” to be taken literally
29% think people will be “more likely” to afford college for their kids in 2020
28% disapprove of labor unions on principle
28% say the government should have the right to control news reports
27% believe divorce is “morally wrong”
26% thought various disasters in 1999 might “foreshadow the wrath of God”
26% think grade-school teachers should be allowed to spank their kids
24% describe themselves as interested in what celebrities think
21% told a pollster they’d never met that they had cheated in a relationship
21% say justice was served in the O.J. Simpson case
20% approve of the how the Catholic Church handles pedophilia
20% believe that the killing of civilians in Vietnam was “relatively rare”
15% were upset at Diana Spencer’s death like “someone you knew”
12% think the United States should have a British-style royal family
11% stockpiled food and water in advance of Y2K
11% think “Titanic” was the best American movie of the 20th century
11% would like “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman” as their personal physician
10% would eat a rat or an insect on a “reality” TV show
10% think it?s advantageous to be a woman in American society
10% believe Oswald acted alone
10% say they are “very likely” to become rich someday
8% could not name a single TV network
8% fear they are “very likely” to be shot or badly hurt by a stranger
7% think Elvis is possibly still alive
6% say Garth Brooks is the best male singer of the 20th century
5% are “very afraid” of thunder and lightning
5% would be “more likely” to buy food labeled as genetically modified
3% wanted to see the questions on “Millionaire” become less difficult

Are we nothing but ignorant wackos? Nah, only about 40% of us are.